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| If airplane turbulence were a person, I wouldn't be friends with that person. Not a chance. That person would totally be a jerk. . .and probably ugly. His name would be something like Turb U. Lence or something annoying like that. I mean, at first I might try and be friends with him because he would obviously be friendless. All sitting by himself at lunch, listening to AM radio on his Walkman, carrying around a magnifying glass trying to decode hidden messages in the newspaper. I'd say, "How's it going Turb? Decipher any evil messages from the Tribune?" And then he'd freak out and get all flustered and start shouting about the government cover-ups about vaccines and the Illuminati. Not cool. Stay cool, Turb.
Turb totally hangs out with someone else I despise: Win D. Skies. Not a fan.
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| Holy shit.
Did I just click "New Weblog Entry"?
I think I did. Strange, considering it's been about 3 years. I don't know why I felt compelled to do so. It's not like I have anything amazing to say or that I'm going to relive/dictate that past three years. Besides, I'm assuming no one really does Xanga anymore. We have new "social networking" vices these days. Xanga just can't keep up. . .look at me. I'm already back into it; writing all the mundane, trivial minutia of my entire life that no one cares about.
So this morning I was tirrrrreedd.....aaannnnnnnddd....work suuuccckkks. I'm hungry.
I really have nothing to say. . .
Hi.
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